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# Any Lock Picking Scene in Any Big Budget Hollywood Action Flick
- URL: https://www.bramadams.dev/202212251336/
- Published: 2023-01-29T07:55:23.000Z
- Updated: 2023-01-29T07:56:07.000Z
- Author: Bram Adams
- Tags: movies, humor, screenplay

In any "ancient history/spy" action film you might expect to see these familiar scenes…

## Scenario 1: Modern Lock with Benefit of Hundreds of Years of Modern Lock Technology

### INT: Some Rich Dude's Vault, Probably

![https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/01/master-lock.png](https://storage.ghost.io/c/0c/cc/0ccc9a8d-054a-4056-b11e-e1bfbbb66387/content/images/2023/01/master-lock.png)

master lock.png

Male Lead:

> Damn, it's locked.

Female Lead:

> Don't worry.

*takes hairpin that's holding up her indescribably perfect bun, despite having just jumped out of an airplane*

*puts hairpin in lock while Male Lead turns around with back to door frame -- gun in hand*

*guards come running down hallway*

Male Lead:

> Hey you better hurry up with that lock -- WE'VE GOT COMPANY

Female Lead:

> I'm almost there, hold them off!

*continues to randomly jiggle hairpin in lock hole*

*male lead shoots at guards, who have put furniture that doesn't belong in a hallway like full sectional couches up as blockades from the gunfire*

Male Lead:

> They're bringing in the big guns!!!

*17 foot 4 man saunters down hallway in way too tight shirt, looking intensely constipated*

*music gets more intense*

Female Lead:

> and….got it! Come on {MALE LEAD}, let's go!

*they both escape just as large man reaches door*

## Scenario 2: Some Busted Out Rusty Ass Lock on a Three Inch Deep Oak Door That Looks Like it Could Be Knocked Off Its Hinges by a Light Breeze

### INT: An Abandoned Cave From 1420; 300 Feet Below Ground

![https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/01/old-lock.png](https://storage.ghost.io/c/0c/cc/0ccc9a8d-054a-4056-b11e-e1bfbbb66387/content/images/2023/01/old-lock.png)

old lock.png

Male Lead:

> Damn, it's locked.

Female Lead:

> Hmm, its probably a puzzle and the answer is most likely in this room right next to the lock.

Male Lead:

> Oh yeah, look, here's a pictogram that explains **exactly** what we have to do! Did you bring the other half of the key of Bussyus the Magnificent?

*Female lead rifles in extremely torn up backpack and pulls out some ancient piece of bullshit*

*Female Lead puts key in lock, turning slowly while music crescendos*

Female Lead:

> Got it!

*some unexplainable ancient stone hinge technology that somehow still works centuries later opens by itself*

Male Lead:

> Let's go!

*Main Villain somehow waiting inside for them, despite having no knowledge if they would show up or not, even* ([202212251415](https://bram-adams.ghost.io/202212251415?ref=bramadams.dev))