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# The PERFECT Macchiato
- URL: https://www.bramadams.dev/202302250105/
- Published: 2023-02-25T06:11:09.000Z
- Updated: 2023-02-26T18:53:23.000Z
- Description: Mmm, that's the good stuff.
- Author: Bram Adams
- Tags: humor

> Worked at a ‘guest is always right’ restaurant - no contradictions allowed. Guy rejects his coffee, “this isnt a macchiato”. Led to 3 servers hiding behind the bar trying to guess what he thinks a macchiato is based only on his looks, like ancient shamans interpreting animal bone

Let's play the Macchiato Game!

I'll put up a picture and you guess what their perfect macchiato would be. My guess will be below each picture.

## Gym Bro

![https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/gym-bro-macchiato.png](https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/gym-bro-macchiato.png)

gym bro macchiato.png

**My Guess**

- 3.2 cups of Pre-Workout
- "Actually yeah, can you add some more a few shots of espresso into that? Today is leg day."
- "You know what, fuck it, can you just crush some caffeine pills in there? Ok, thank you, yeah"

## Horse Girl

![https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/horse-girl-macchiato.png](https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/horse-girl-macchiato.png)

horse girl macchiato.png

**My Guess**

- Hay, ground[\[1\]](#fn1)
- 3.5 tsp of 35% off flannels sign
- Twoooooo cups of vodka

## Hipster

![https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/hipster-dude-macchiato.png](https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/hipster-dude-macchiato.png)

hipster dude macchiato.png

**My Guess**

- 2 espresso shots (2 ounces)
- 2 ounces (¼ cup) whole milk foam\*

## Goth Kid

![https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/goth-girl-macchiato.png](https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/goth-girl-macchiato.png)

goth girl macchiato.png

**My Guess**

- The second verse from Ohio is For Lovers By Hawthorne Heights
- The cap of a black Sharpie
- 1.3lbs of Wednesday Addams (90s version)

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## Discord Mod

![https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/discord-mod-macchiato.png](https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/discord-mod-macchiato.png)

discord mod macchiato.png

**My Guess**

- 1L of Mtn Dew Code Red
- Nitro Subscription Emoticon Pack
- Zest of Anime PFP

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