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Shivering at Ultra Thoughts

  • Ultra is overpriced[1] and has too many loud, conflicting noises
  • The dynamics between chill and drops in a single song look like they catch audience members off guard every time
  • Sponsored by Algorand (weird flex but ok -- why do crypto foundations feel the need to burn cash on parties? Does the WHO host Coachella?)
  • People go to festivals to wear tank tops and the exact same hats

speaking from experience ↩︎