Skip to content

The PERFECT Macchiato

Mmm, that's the good stuff.

Bram Adams
Bram Adams
2 min read
The PERFECT Macchiato

Table of Contents

Worked at a ‘guest is always right’ restaurant - no contradictions allowed. Guy rejects his coffee, “this isnt a macchiato”. Led to 3 servers hiding behind the bar trying to guess what he thinks a macchiato is based only on his looks, like ancient shamans interpreting animal bone

Let's play the Macchiato Game!

I'll put up a picture and you guess what their perfect macchiato would be. My guess will be below each picture.

Gym Bro

https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/gym-bro-macchiato.png
gym bro macchiato.png

My Guess

  • 3.2 cups of Pre-Workout
  • "Actually yeah, can you add some more a few shots of espresso into that? Today is leg day."
  • "You know what, fuck it, can you just crush some caffeine pills in there? Ok, thank you, yeah"

Horse Girl

https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/horse-girl-macchiato.png
horse girl macchiato.png

My Guess

  • Hay, ground[1]
  • 3.5 tsp of 35% off flannels sign
  • Twoooooo cups of vodka

Hipster

https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/hipster-dude-macchiato.png
hipster dude macchiato.png

My Guess

  • 2 espresso shots (2 ounces)
  • 2 ounces (¼ cup) whole milk foam*

Goth Kid

https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/goth-girl-macchiato.png
goth girl macchiato.png

My Guess

  • The second verse from Ohio is For Lovers By Hawthorne Heights
  • The cap of a black Sharpie
  • 1.3lbs of Wednesday Addams (90s version)

bramadams.dev is a reader-supported published Zettelkasten. Both free and paid subscriptions are available. If you want to support my work, the best way is by taking out a paid subscription.

Discord Mod

https://bram-adams.ghost.io/content/images/2023/02/discord-mod-macchiato.png
discord mod macchiato.png

My Guess

  • 1L of Mtn Dew Code Red
  • Nitro Subscription Emoticon Pack
  • Zest of Anime PFP


  1. from the ground, hay

humor

Bram Adams

writer, programmer

Comments


Related Posts

Members Public

September 2 2023

A lot of calories!

September 2 2023
Members Public

May 20 2023

The deadliest boss in Elden Ring, Git Submodules, Black Mirror WoW HC, Zoom Calls in 2033 will still suck, Patreon vs VC rant, a park that looks like a fish

May 20 2023
Members Public

I'll Hit Your Glu-Bock Eventually

Now for your other Glu-Bock!

I'll Hit Your Glu-Bock Eventually