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The PERFECT Macchiato

Mmm, that's the good stuff.

Worked at a ‘guest is always right’ restaurant - no contradictions allowed. Guy rejects his coffee, “this isnt a macchiato”. Led to 3 servers hiding behind the bar trying to guess what he thinks a macchiato is based only on his looks, like ancient shamans interpreting animal bone

Let's play the Macchiato Game!

I'll put up a picture and you guess what their perfect macchiato would be. My guess will be below each picture.

Gym Bro
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My Guess

  • 3.2 cups of Pre-Workout
  • "Actually yeah, can you add some more a few shots of espresso into that? Today is leg day."
  • "You know what, fuck it, can you just crush some caffeine pills in there? Ok, thank you, yeah"

Horse Girl
horse girl macchiato.png

My Guess

  • Hay, ground[1]
  • 3.5 tsp of 35% off flannels sign
  • Twoooooo cups of vodka

hipster dude macchiato.png

My Guess

  • 2 espresso shots (2 ounces)
  • 2 ounces (¼ cup) whole milk foam*

Goth Kid
goth girl macchiato.png

My Guess

  • The second verse from Ohio is For Lovers By Hawthorne Heights
  • The cap of a black Sharpie
  • 1.3lbs of Wednesday Addams (90s version) is a reader-supported published Zettelkasten. Both free and paid subscriptions are available. If you want to support my work, the best way is by taking out a paid subscription.

Discord Mod
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My Guess

  • 1L of Mtn Dew Code Red
  • Nitro Subscription Emoticon Pack
  • Zest of Anime PFP

  1. from the ground, hay