The PERFECT Macchiato
Worked at a ‘guest is always right’ restaurant - no contradictions allowed. Guy rejects his coffee, “this isnt a macchiato”. Led to 3 servers hiding behind the bar trying to guess what he thinks a macchiato is based only on his looks, like ancient shamans interpreting animal bone
Let's play the Macchiato Game!
I'll put up a picture and you guess what their perfect macchiato would be. My guess will be below each picture.
Gym Bro
My Guess
- 3.2 cups of Pre-Workout
- "Actually yeah, can you add some more a few shots of espresso into that? Today is leg day."
- "You know what, fuck it, can you just crush some caffeine pills in there? Ok, thank you, yeah"
Horse Girl
My Guess
- Hay, ground[1]
- 3.5 tsp of 35% off flannels sign
- Twoooooo cups of vodka
Hipster
My Guess
- 2 espresso shots (2 ounces)
- 2 ounces (¼ cup) whole milk foam*
Goth Kid
My Guess
- The second verse from Ohio is For Lovers By Hawthorne Heights
- The cap of a black Sharpie
- 1.3lbs of Wednesday Addams (90s version)
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Discord Mod
My Guess
- 1L of Mtn Dew Code Red
- Nitro Subscription Emoticon Pack
- Zest of Anime PFP
from the ground, hay